Post 7: Now thats comedy!

Today I don't have anything real to post so I felt I should let you manga fans who like comedy mangas about two mangas that take logic in a different light:

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
http://www.onemanga.com/Sayonara_Zetsubou_Sensei/

This manga is very funny in taking common thought and turning it upside down.

Cromartie High School
http://www.mangafox.com/page/manga/series/744/cromartie_high_school/

This manga is simply stupid in a good way, explore the halls of Cromartie High School and meet weird characters.

Today's Quote: Lightmatt once said: "Blah, Blah, Blah, you talking..."

Post 6: Cooking animes with Lightmatt

Today's dish of text-based horror is the making and serving of what is the average anime. For this dish you'll need the following:

-Animator
-A pot full of Story plot
-A bag of Fan service
-Sliced Funky fighting styles
-A jar of bad guys
-Exposed Boobs (at least a boxful)
-A bottle of Love stories that never work out
-An emo-like character (optional)
-And the "Blood, gore, giant swords, energy blast" variety mix.

LET'S GET COOKING!

-Step 1: Heat the animator to at least 30 to 35 FPS for about 24 minutes.

-Step 2: Once the animator is warmed up, place the pot of story plot onto the animator.

-Step 3: Crush a bag of fan service and pour it into the pot.

-Step 4: Wait for the plot to boil, (If filler-season steam begins to arise, don't worry it is perfectly normal.) then throw in your sliced funky fighting styles.

-Step 5: Leave the animator on low for about 10 minutes. In the meantime, prepare the box of boobs by pulling off the bras.

-Step 6: Add the boobs. (One at a time!)

-Step 7: Add a dash of "Love stories that never work out". (To spice up this dish add more and throw in the emo-like character; for bitter taste

-Step 8: Strain the excess plot and place what is left in a bowl

-Step 9: Perpare a second bowl and add to it nothing but the "Blood, gore, giant swords, energy blast" variety mix. (Then Stir for 4 minutes.)

-Step 10: Get out serving plate and combine both bowl together. (And there you have it!)

Well that is all the time I have for today, see you guys next time.

Today's quote: Lightmatt once said while playing search and destory on Call of Duty 4: "[The bomb blows up] Oh yeah! Now thats home-cooking!"

Post 5: Zombies: "They punch and bite" aka Mike Tyson.

Today I wanted to compare and contrast two kinds of zombies in video games. Our examples come from Capcom's baby-boomer Resident Evil series and Valve's horror movie powerhouse Left 4 dead.

Likes:
-The horde of the undead are shown to have a gray skin tone.(not enough fiber in their diets)

-They have a need to harm living humans. (there must be some kind of zombie 101 class or something)

-Bullets burn them. (Unless its a BB gun, in that case RUN!)

-They forget all forms of human behavior. (Though it would be weird meeting a zombie who says, "Pardon me sir, but I'm very hungry and must feast upon your neck.)

-They're normally not naked! (God, that would be disgusting. It also reminds me of zombie strippers; at least they're distracted with taking their clothes off, then again I would be too...)

Dislikes:
-Capcom's zombies move slow and gives the player no problem preparing a shot. (Hell, they'll even get in line for you to decorate their heads with bullets.) Valve's zombies, on the other hand, move as swift as a lion jumping over any and all things just to get near you. (Note to self: don't wear TAG during a zombie attack.)

-Capcom's zombies bite your neck and sometimes your crotch. (Zombies have needs too I guess.) While Valve's elite track team veterans will run up to you and start beating you up for your lunch money. (Seriously, if you took Rocky from the first movie and made him try to survive that kind of zombie horde, he would look exactly the same as he did at the end of the first movie, minus more teeth.)

-Capcom's zombies always knows with you are at all times, even when you don't think they do. (They can see through walls!) Valve's track team will normally take break from running and sit down and ignore you. (Hell, they even vomit on the floor because they were running for too long.)

That's all the time I have today, see you guys next time!

Today's quote: Lightmatt once said: "Congratulations! You have been assassinated!"

Post 4: Introducing the NFL's #1 football team the "Fallout Mirelurks!"

I haven't been home all day so I was thinking about what I was going to post about today. Well, I got to thinking (Me thinking is a freaking rare moment in history) and I remembered the the new Fallout 3 DLC came out today. So, I was downloading it and during the downtime of waiting for the download to finsh, I decided to play a bit of Fallout 3 to get ready for the new adventure. 10 minutes later, I figured out what I wanted to post about today; what if the mirelurks from Fallout 3 wasn't a group of crab-like things the pitched away your health, but instead a group of football players? Let's examine this idea for a while.

First off, mirelurk football players would have the ultimate offense and defense since tackling one them suckers will just end with you missing a arm or your man-hood. Second, their back shells make great advertising space! (Just think of how many logos stickers that different companies would slap on the back of a mirelurk. That's right! None, why? Refer back to what happens if you tackle one of them.) However, since mirelurks are crab-like things and have claws, not hands, catching a ball or even throwing one will be a major problem for the poor creatures. In conclusion, for you football coaches looking for powerful defense and offense just hire a mirelurk or two and make some damn use out them so they'll stop chopping my limbs off!

Today's quote: Lightmatt once said: "Your ass is mine for a $1.50 and a box of chicken!"

Post 3: Please look the other way. Achievements may melt your eyes

Today I wanted to talk a little more about my video game idea. Previously, I stated what kind of game it would be and now I'm gonna discuss a few achievements that will more than likely be embedded into the game:

Achievements:

First impressions don't last ???G
Description:
Solved the "Welcome Party!" case.


Farewell! Mr. Dishonorable Warrior ???G
Description:
Solved the "Dancing Swords in the Mist" case.

Clumsy Detective 10G
Description:
Solved a case with a -D or higher.

I know what I'm doing! 15G
Description:
Solved a case with a +A.

Math Genius ???G
Description:
Solved the "Murder=Murder" case without the help of anwser books.

Just to name a few. More later.

Today's Quote: Lightmatt once said while playing Left 4 Dead [Hunter jumps on Lightmatt] "Oh God! I being titty-twistered!!"

Post 2: Ideas are like ice-cream, they'll disappear over time.

Today, I decided to talk about ideas for my first video game. At first, I wanted to make a third-person shooter based on my hometown; Monroeville, Alabama, but then again, the first and third-person shooters are taking over the gaming market, I've been thinking about a new look for the genre of said game.

I'm thinking about making a mystery game based around Monroeville, with a series of murder cases where you, Tim Samson ace detective, must solve to solve a much larger case involving a serial killer only known as Mr. Top Hat, for the only notable feature about him, his jet-black top hat signifying that he prefers the traditional murder method over a violent gore pool of blood.

The game will have around the ballpark of 30 long cases to insure the player won't be done with the game in a matter of a few days, all packed in a sandbox Monroeville where you can explore the town and interact with the townpeople to obtain information for current and future cases.

Well that's all I can tell you about the idea for now. I'll post more info when I can think of some.

Today's Quote: Lightmatt's once said: "These crackers are so good, they'll have sex in your mouth!"

Post 1: The surface of my playthings

Starting today, I've decided to start a blog expressing the my views, posting tutorials about various things, and crap I can post to waste my time.

At the end of each post I will be posting one of my random quotes. (Hope you enjoy these.)

Today's Quote: Lightmatt once said: "Take that America!"